"And the scorer for Plymouth is number 36, Jermaine 'have a nice' Easter!"
Plymouth announcer after Jermaine Easter scored on Easter Saturday.
"If you want to know the half-time scores then you'll have to read the scoreboard, as I've been asked by little Liam not to read them out as he wants to watch Match of the Day tonight."
Stadium announcer at Ipswich v Charlton.
"Goalscorer for Radcliffe Borough, number 3.... may as well stop celebrating and look to the left, you're offside."
The young tannoy operator at a recent non-league game.
"All Change at Crewe for number 36, Dean Morgan, who is replaced by number 7, Steven Schumaker."
Walsall announcer goes train spotting as he announces a substitution for Crewe on Bank Holiday Monday.
Source: www.bbc.co.uk/sport
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